The Daily Mail Asked If Anyone In Britain Could Make A Sandwich And You Can Guess What Happened Next

The speed of response when it comes to piss-taking in this country these days is indeed something.

Hello, and here is today’s Daily Mail front page, which asks a very significant question.

DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE: Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich? #skypapers

DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE: Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich? #skypapers

A question that has shaken the country to its core.

Was going to make a sandwich and go to bed. Now paralysed by indecision and self doubt. #dailymail #sandwichgate

Was going to make a sandwich and go to bed. Now paralysed by indecision and self doubt. #dailymail #sandwichgate

Within minutes of the front page appearing, a nation responded.

The Daily Mail are idiots. I made this Monte Cristo sandwich as proof.

The Daily Mail are idiots.

I made this Monte Cristo sandwich as proof.

This country INVENTED the sandwich, damn it.* *sort of

I think the Daily Mail are just pointlessly scaremongering with their sandwich story.

I think the Daily Mail are just pointlessly scaremongering with their sandwich story.

Indeed some would say there’s no country on earth with a greater aptitude for sandwich-making than this sceptred isle.

I know how to make a sandwich #sandwichgate #dailymail #yesitisgeorgebush

I know how to make a sandwich #sandwichgate #dailymail #yesitisgeorgebush

Others wouldn’t. But still.

Aw, man. The Daily Mail is right.

Aw, man. The Daily Mail is right.

. there was outrage.

@aljwhite shocking slander. #sandwiches

@aljwhite shocking slander. #sandwiches

It was time to prove them wrong.

Fear mongering if you ask me #sandwichgate

Fear mongering if you ask me #sandwichgate

To display them what we could do.

How hard can it be? #sandwichgate

How hard can it be? #sandwichgate

Of course not everyone was successful, but no one said this game was effortless.

Bastard cat won't stay still and let me sandwich him with bread to make a #dailymail mocking pic #selfishcat

Bastard cat won’t stay still and let me sandwich him with bread to make a #dailymail mocking picture #selfishcat

Or safe.

I've just attempted to make a sandwich and accidentally got my head stuck in the blender. I think the Daily Mail might be right, you know.

I’ve just attempted to make a sandwich and accidentally got my head stuck in the blender. I think the Daily Mail might be right, you know.

We strove to seek, to find, and not to yield.

Been attempting to make the kids sandwiches for forty five minutes now. I give up. .

Been attempting to make the kids sandwiches for forty five minutes now.

For we are a proud nation.

This sandwich making business is stiffer than it looks.

This sandwich making business is firmer than it looks.

Not one to back down.

That Mail headline about how there's no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich is nonsense and I'll prove it.

That Mail headline about how there’s no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich is nonsense and I’ll prove it.

However politicised the issue gets.

If elected we will address this sandwich making abilities gap @MailOnline As this must stop:

If elected we will address this sandwich making abilities gap @MailOnline As this must stop:

And we now know that when it comes to sandwiches, we know what we’re doing.

The @MailOnline obviously never witnessed @BagelsAndSamba's six fish finger and potato waffle sandwich.

The @MailOnline obviously never witnessed @BagelsAndSamba’s six fish finger and potato waffle sandwich.

It has been going on all morning. We have a fresh meme people. A fresh meme.

Bane, my lab, thinks @MailOnline may actually have a point for once. #sandwichgate

Bane, my lab, thinks @MailOnline may actually have a point for once. #sandwichgate

Twitter lampoons @MailOnline #sandwichgate headline http://t.co/CQnGyiUEbo This from @Kenny__Stewart, for example:

Twitter lampoons @MailOnline #sandwichgate headline http://t.co/CQnGyiUEbo This from @Kenny__Stewart, for example:

Aparently throwing money at the problem hasn't helped. #sandwichgate

Aparently throwing money at the problem hasn’t helped. #sandwichgate

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